Fuck this past week has been uneventfull. I was browsing through I-tunes today and found an album with one of my favourite songs on it. I was actually thinking about it like 2 or 3 weeks ago and couldnt remember the name until fate had it that I was accidentally see it on the playlist of this album. It brings back some good memories :). I must find some more music though. I wanted to download the latest hospital records dubstep mix lol. It has some crazy ass dubstep and drumb & Bass. It seems that dubstep and drum and bass are slowly merging into this one epic style. I really love "Magic Fountain - Art Vs Science (dubstep rmix) by I cant remember lol. I always thought there was a special touch to dubstep and drum and bass that not any other genre could even trigger or let alone get that feeling out of you. I cant describe it. It may not be the most popular in the world. But then lets look at all the most popular music in this world. It's all pritty shit. And mind me for being racist or rude. There is some real dumb Nigger shit being released out there. Not to mention dumb Nigger Dancing styles and Dumb Nigger clothing worn halfway down ur leg so thier asses are showing through thier bonds underwear. Anyways enoughabout dumb nigger shit. There are some really well known artists of African American decent which Largely respect. I'm just angry that its those fucking useless dumb shit gangsters who really are messing up that whole scene. Which is why im back into dubstep and Drum and Bass.
I was looking for something all week and couldnt find it after I had used it about a week ago. Lifted my bed up, checked all corners of my room, even threw my cloths around and rumaged through garbage to find it (yeah thats basically what my room is filled with). Fucking finally sat down just now before this blog to look up and find that its right on the top of my desk in full view of anyone to see. >_>;. Awkward, because my mum was sitting in here with me, showing me something LOL and it was right infront of her LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. I still havent moved it LOL but atleast I know it's there just incase I have to use it anytime soon LOL!. Nahh jokes ill hide it. And just incase your wondering what it is? I'm not going to tell you! Hahaha why spoil the fun lol.
Today everyone was making fun of my "really gay hands for a bartender" hands. They are actually very soft for a bartenders hands. I'm not saying that I should have tradey hands but most bartenders have water damage to the skin or some sort of beer rot. Others have cuts and wounds that are still healing and above all else should not be as smooth as mine. I shouldnt even have smooth hands full stop because I am a male but lately I do. Thank you Cetaphil your fullfilling my wonderous dreams of having silky smooth "Really gay hands for a bartender" hands.
Oh and uhh i thought I might just add that i accidentally zipped my penis into my zipper today. That FUCKING HURT like a bitch. Roy is like "Dude that took u pritty long for a piss" and im like "Yeah well the piss turned into something more". Talk about digging your own grave, out of nowhere nick is like "Yeah he was having a jerk off". Now i'm all for picking fun but everything just seems twice as hard while the base of your penis is hurting LOL. I'm laughing now but it really wasnt that funny to me at the time.
I always think about how innocent Jenny thinks I am at work and as I usually do, Reassure her that I'm nothing like most guys. Thats not far from the truth but today was sooo booooooooooooooring and we really had nothing to do apart from cleaning. We had to stop cleaning the bar because a fucking retard customer complained that it is no respect to patrons to be wipeing bottles with dirty cloths infront of them (yeah what ever dick head you were just looking for an excuse to bring up the fact that you run 3 bars and 1 restaurant and make everyone around feel like they are not as good as you because you know we dont have that kind of buisness). What a fuck tard. Anyways back to the main topic, it was so boring that Deep, Faddy and I were looking at porn at the host desk "Working". Bahahahaahha. Deep wanted to show us some indian porn which I think is gross. So we didnt. Then Faddy being the dumb shit wog that he is decides to show us some fucking home made shit that him and his half Philo half Aussie g/f made LOL. That had to have been the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life. Have you ever seen the movie 40 year old virgin where one of the dudes talks about how he goes to Tiawana in Mexico i think it is. How he went to see one of those shows where a woman is fucking a horse. And he was shocked because he thought it would be cool but then got there and thats exactly what it was, a woman fucking a horse. LOL. Well.....if you thought it was interesting to see one of your friends having sex.....well.....Nuff said.
Just to prove how bored we were, here is a little something we made out of cocktail garnishes LOL. Nicks is on the left (very good job i reckon) and mine is on the
right (Booring but cute) LOL.
Okay time for one more game of Dota then sleepy sleep time!
Gnight!
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