PH34R BORDEM....

Im so friggen bored! iv checked facebook like a million times....
My WOW subscription is up....
Im poor....(wait tis payday LOL )
Let me rephrase! Got mony but not enough time to spend it...
Im hungry and i cant cook for shit LOL!...
Tried drawing but got fustrated Coz im lacking inspiration right now...
Played my harmonica but its no fun playing by myself...LOL (Playing by myself XD)
Bored of all my music.
Nothing to watch on youtube.
I start work too soon to lay in my hammoc (I might fall asleep)
Cant write a story because I cant think of anything.
My room is clean so i cant clean it....

WTF Is i going to do for the next hour....FAIL!....

Hhhmmm...there always is porn...nah booring...

Read harry potter? Icant find it LOL!...omg...jenny is going to kill me...

i spose i can just lay on the floor for 30 minutes and not think about a thing....

or think of more things and write a list on this blog for about half an hour...hmmmm...what can i write on this blog...Hmmm...

Ohh i know a List of .....

a list of....

I donno...

LOL!....

names of wiered fruits LOL!..

Pomigranite LOL!
STAR Fruit Hahaha
BANANA!! LOLOLOLOL
ohh i found a yellow orange yesterday...
Hahaha GRAPE FRUIT!...
LOL ever heared of a TONKA BEAN!!!?? LOL
PAW PAW frOOOT!

okay now im bored again...ummm.....

how about a list of........... different ways u can have a martini LOL!.... hmm....

You can have a marti with:

Gin or VODKA!

Then you have to choose which Gin Or Vodka...

THen you have to decide if u want it UP,Strait,dry,more dry, wet,very wet,Dirty,Filthy,

then u need to decide if u want it with and olive and how many olives ud like 1 - 3 LOL

or a lemon twist

or a lime twist LOL!...

k 15 minutes to GO! LOLOL...umm... what about mum jokes? LOL!

your mums so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed..
your mums so fat she went out on a rainy day with a yellow coat and people started yelling out "Taxi"
your mums so fat it takes me two busses and two trains to get on her good side.
you mums so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
I heared this one today... Your mums so fat when she does tai chi...shes too slow LMFAO!
your mums so fat she can hulk smash.
your mums so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
your mums so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.
your mums so fat the last time her hands were seen, was in a bucket of KFC
your mums so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
your mums so fat she has no ankles LOL!.
your mums so fat god couldnt bless the earth with light untill she moved LOL!.

okay i ran out.... time to go to work LOL!...

*sigh*...


thought of the day: WOOT 1 more shift till day off ^_^

Mol3 s2